From the recording Betty Lou (has bought her last pair of shoes)
Lyrics
You know the woman I love has got a serious flaw
She can't walk past any footwear store
My blood pressure's up, I'm gonna blow a fuse
Betty Lou, you bought your last pair of shoes
She's gotta king-size problem I don't understand
She can't keep away from those designer brands
But hey everybody let me tell you the news
Betty Lou, you bought your last pair of shoes
How many boots can one girl wear,
Big John Wayne only had one pair
So get off your horse baby and pass me the booze
Betty Lou, you bought your last pair of shoes
She's gone too far she's gotta toe the line
I'm gonna put a stop to this retail crime
It's goodbye baby to these cash flow blues
Betty Lou, you bought your last pair of shoes
I'm gonna cut up her cards, I'm gonna stop those cheques
Look out girl I'm gonna clear the decks
We're leaving town, we're gonna take a sea cruise
Betty Lou, you bought your last pair of shoes
Music & lyrics © Mike Thomas 2011